Come to think of it, there is one thing that hasn’t changed over the past hundreds of years

Open a newspaper.

It is a backward robe.

We want to give something you can put a bow on. Or at least point to as an actual, concrete thing.

There shouldn’t be an attack of the corporate clones, not here at UCLA.

I have a friend who would rather be a teacher than a lawyer.

This is what we have to come to terms with. We grumbled and whined and then finally showed up to the polls to show everyone we had opinions. From being firmly anti-majority, we have to now slide into the zeitgeist and be pro-prez; it’s going to be odd.

Tuesday was just weird. Americans showed up in droves, waited for hours in line and, finally, when it was time, voted for change.

It’s so peaceful.

I think everyone who lives in the apartments has heard the roars. Your eyes pop open, and you’re suddenly 100 percent sure that a helicopter is landing on your roof.