Britney Spears is fat. She has a huge stomach that sticks out
and it’s really disgusting.”
These very words were uttered by a 10-year-old girl I tutored.

A 9,000-year-old Caucasoid skeleton was uncovered near
Kennewick, Washington in 1996. What an amazing find; we should
learn more about it, right?
Not so fast. A cover-up is under way, in every sense possible.

Fresh from their humiliating election defeat, Democrat party
leaders have concocted what they believe to be an ingenious new
strategy: criticize the U.S.-led war on terrorism.

At private universities across the country, grade inflation is
rampant. Average GPAs at private schools like Stanford range from
3.4 to 3.6, while at public institutions, such as UCLA, Berkeley
and UNC, the averages range from 3.0 to 3.2.

The California Milk Processor Board is looking for a town
willing to rename itself “Got Milk?”
What’s going on here? A phenomenon called “ad
creep” is sweeping the nation; IBM has hired graffiti artists
to launch a guerrilla marketing campaign on the sidewalks of
Chicago.

The government should adopt a $50 per hour minimum wage so that
everybody makes $100,000 a year.
This is the absurd logic behind Santa Monica’s Measure JJ,
on the ballot Nov.

Every act of community service is selfish. But since the results
of community service matter more than its motivations, the UC
should enact a community service requirement as a condition to
graduate.

Sadly, here at UCLA, one of the most diverse campuses in the
nation, minority-themed classes are devoid of diversity.
Queering American History, Social Organization of Black
Communities, and Chicana/Chicano Folklore are among the
identity-themed classes offered this quarter at UCLA.