I used to hear people talk about how difficult it was for them
to enroll in the classes they needed for their major, but I never
understood their pain.

Very few of you know about Facial Hair February. This monthlong
celebration of beards, neck-hair and fun is going on right now, and
is but one of a set of new holidays being used to combat the
pressure and emotional distress caused by most national
holidays.

Welcome to the winter slump. Your body is still on winter break,
but your mind is racing, reminding you that the quarter system
waits for no one.

The idea of the midlife crisis is fairly common ““ complete
with stereotypes about trading in your practical car for a red
convertible, and perhaps joining a gym or purchasing a hairpiece.

Beat ‘SC Week! How exciting! It’s the annual chance
for UCLA students to release unresolved anger toward their parents
under the guise of college rivalry. I know hatred toward USC is
bred into us as early as Welcome Week, but I’m sorry,
I’m not buying it.

My dad always told me that time is money, and, in theory, this
is true. But I have time, and I do not have money. What do you do
when you can squeeze in a three-hour nap between class and dinner
but cannot afford to buy your $100 business law book?