Which of the following points would most influence your choice in selecting a professor after reading a review? A) How they curve the class. B) Taking a final exam versus writing a final paper. Or, C) How many rude haters they have.

Now that Pauley Pavilion is undergoing renovation, does this mean I get to graduate wearing a hard hat?

Last week, I signed into my Facebook account and noticed something new in the “suggestions” feature.

I see late-night talk show hosts as loveable idiots ““ like the class clowns who take jokes too far sometimes but don’t mean any harm. I don’t see them as a moral compass that points me on a straight and narrow path in life.

I have a BlackBerry on the Verizon Wireless Network.

The Kindle, Amazon.com’s electronic reading device, promises a seemingly endless selection of files from more than “300,000 books, newspapers, magazines and blogs.”

Featured on the home page are sponsored videos ranging from movie trailers to ads for skin products.

At the end of this quarter, my third and final year of UCLA-provided housing will sadly come to an end. And after months of searching online listings, calling up landlords and rearranging roommates, I finally put down a deposit for an apartment for next school year.

Next time you’re paying for lunch in LuValle Commons or searching for help in Murphy Hall, take a good look at the person who is assisting you.

I’ve always heard of “drive-through banking” and “drive-through restaurants,” but imagine my bewilderment last week when I heard the term “drive-through abortions.”