Looking back at my childhood, I remember how cool Michael
Jackson used to be. Songs like “Bad” and “Beat
It” were great, although I probably was exposed to the Weird
Al parodies “Fat” and “Eat It” before the
originals.

When I come home from a long day of class, one of the first
things I do is check my e-mail.
Without fail, every day I open my Mozilla Mail program and
I’m greeted with at least “30 new messages!” I do
not pretend to be so popular or important as to receive so many
e-mails from people I care about.