I’m in the middle of a massive career change. After 20
years in the business, I’m getting out.
For the past month I have been embracing my new calling:
enlightened loafer.

I have a lot of exceptional talents in a lot of different areas,
and when I first came to UCLA I just knew there had to be a place,
somewhere on campus, where my skills for leaving voice mails, going
to meetings and writing captions for photos of bearded conference
speakers would be of use.