Throwback Thursday: Submission written with supposedly broken typewriter stresses student unity is key
(Daily Bruin archives)
May 31, 2018 6:51 p.m.
Throwback Thursdays are our chance to reflect on past events on or near campus and relate them to the present day. Each week, we showcase and analyze an old article from the Daily Bruin archives in an effort to chronicle the campus’ history.
We’re all the letter “e.”
That was the message a student had for their fellow Bruins back in 1972.
The Daily Bruin Opinion section, like the Opinion departments of other publications, has a practice of running submissions and letters to the editor from the public. These pieces are either responses to stories published in The Bruin or fleshed-out arguments about matters that are relevant to the university.
Forty-six years ago, the president of the Chi Chapter of the Alpha Phi Omega co-ed service organization – then a fraternity – wrote a letter to The Bruin about his broken typewriter.
“Xvxn though my typxwritxr is an old modxl, it works quitx wxll xxcxpt for onx key,” Vic Bullarall, the president of Alpha Phi Omega wrote.
That one key was, of course, the letter “e” – the most-used letter of the English language.
“It is trux though that thxrx are forty-six othxr kxys that function wxll xnough but onx kxy not working propxrly makxs all the diffxrxncxs,” Bullarall continued.
Try saying that line five times.
But Bullarall had more to offer the student body than bizarre reading exercises. His letter mused about his realization that some members of the student body were like his dysfunctional key – not working properly with the rest of the campus community.
“Somxtimxs it sxxms to mx that Alpha Phi Omxga, National Sxrvicx Fratxrnity on the UCLA campus (and spxfically thx gxnxral stuxnt at UCLA arx somxwhat likx my typxwritxr … not all thx kxy pxoplx arx working propxrly,” Bullarall wrote.
At a time when the Cold War was coming to a close and the United States was entering into some domestic happenings of its own, including the 1972 presidential elections, studentwide unity was certainly an apt message.
Except, of course, for the fact that Bullarall’s letter still featured the letter “e” – a closer look at his previous line will show you where.
Still, the April 19, 1972 letter had some merit, despite the ostensibly still-functioning “e” key on Bullarall’s typewriter.
“Thx nxxt timx you arx thx onx pxrson and that your xfforts arx not nxxdxd rxmmbxr my old typxwriter and say ‘I am a kxy pxrson and I am nxxdxd vxry much!’” he wrote, displaying yet again that his “e” key was at least occasionally functional.
It also seemed the Daily Bruin’s editors at the time didn’t catch the misspelling – looking past the fact that the entire letter was filled with misspellings – of the word “remember.”
Needless to say, the Bruin’s submission standards have changed over the years. Submissions undergo more thorough edits from the Opinion editor and sometimes even the Bruin’s managing editors, and are run when they present argumentative merit to the paper’s readership.
The student body has still been afforded some feel-good pieces from the community. Be it about student government leaders needing to come together after elections or the annual Valentine’s Day pieces about how love is more than a Disney movie trope, the Bruin has continued to run pieces from the public about coming together – or, at the very least, pieces that give readers a good laugh.
But the paper has been seeing a distinct lack of submissions from the public about dysfunctional keys. Maybe that’s because the age of typewriters is long gone.
Or maybe it’s because students no longer find it funny to act like their “e” key doesn’t work.