"I'm thinking about writing a book this summer" "A book on what?" "A book on basic math to help people with poor math skills in high school or college. I think they have those kinds of books already, but whatever"
"If I had a cent for every time I drooled on him, I'd have 2 cents."
"I just want to emphasize that I really like cats. That would be all. Thank you very much."
"What makes you happy?" "When there's a really nice moment and the perfect song starts playing in my head." "And what's that perfect song?" "'Island in the Sun' by Weezer"
"What does SME stand for?" "Society of men engineers representing the minority of male engineering students at UCLA"
"I just met this girl recently and we spent a lot of time together this last weekend, walking around campus, climbing trees and doing all kinds of crazy stuff. It was a lot of fun and she really appreciated it. She makes me really, really happy. And she makes me feel just proud of who I am and proud of my queer identity. It feels good."
"I love to cartoon caricatures of people in order to capture my experiences and to evoke laughter. Laughter is my favorite thing in the world"