Joe's ready.
Casual stretching.
Fresh to death.
Sexy sax man. (We think) Seen at Kerckhoff Patio.
"What's your favorite part of the day?" "Spending time relaxing during breaks." "What's the most interesting thing you've seen during your breaks? "I saw some squirrels fighting over food."
"What's your favorite thing about working here?" "It's laid back."
"How do you guys feel right now?" "Interesting."
"What's your favorite thing about Mondays?" "Mondays? I hate mondays. Everybody hates Mondays. You get two days off, your body is barely relaxed, then you gotta come back and pick up all the mess people created over the weekend. But I'd rather be here than back at home."
"If you could say one thing about your table, what would it be?" "BOOBS. (laughs) No but seriously, be aware and show you care...big or small, we love them all...don't just stare, save a pair."
"What are your thoughts on flyering?" "It's really funny to see tactics [of evasion]. Like I remember freshman year, having sunglasses on, listening to music, and looking at my phone. Now I'm on the other side trying to shove a flyer at someo....Hi, are you registered for Dance Marathon?"
Seen on Bruin Walk.
Seen by Bruin Walk.
"This is the prime spot on Bruin Walk."
"Can I take a picture of you? I'm from the Daily Bruin and I'm going around taking pictures of people so I can highlight a snippet of their day." "Seems like an admirable pursuit."
"Do you always set up your hammock?" / "Yeah, this started last spring quarter. We would just set up hammocks..." "We? Is this a club?" / "No, it's just me and my friends investing in a bunch of hammocks, taking advantage of this beautiful campus."
"The most common question people ask me is 'Where is the bathroom?'"
"What's your major?" / "I'm undeclared right now." "So what do you want to major in?" / "Math." "Why Math?" / "Well, it's interesting and I seem to understand it."
"Whats your favorite thing about working here?" "Communication with the students!"
"What's your favorite thing about your job?" / "Making the sandwiches!" "What's your favorite sandwich?" / "Mmm, ham and cheese. Aw, and with jalapeños!"
"What's your favorite thing about working for this club?" "One of the best things is helping victims of Hurricane Sandy and knowing that people like us can help."