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Speaks Out

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By Daily Bruin Staff

Jan. 22, 2004 9:00 p.m.

What is the most creative excuse you’ve used to get out of
a relationship? Adam Eisenberg

Fifth-year, biology
“You’re such a good friend.”

Emily Perkins

Second-year, undeclared
“I’m too young.”

Scott Tretsky

Fifth-year, economics
“I’m gay … and my grandmother has died about seven
times.”

Svegin Kim

Third-year, anthropology
“I wouldn’t call them excuses.”

COMPILED BY DEREK LAZZARO/DAILY BRUIN SENIOR STAFF, PHOTOS
BY JENNIFER DRADER/DAILY BRUIN

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